Different countries have different Christmas traditions, and that extends to Santa. But here in America, Santa is a jolly man who wears a red suit and his kind to children. Except for these Santas. These Santas are straight up creepy, and are 100 percent going to hit you with sticks if you’re naughty. Do not, under any circumstances, sit on the laps of any of these Santas. Here are the creepiest Santas that will have you saying, “Not today, Santa!”
(source)Someone really went to town with those cotton balls.
(source)Whatever this Santa has planned, this kid’s going to go along with it.
(source)These kids get it.
(source)Honestly, the kid is creepier than the Santa.
(source)Honestly, the Santa is the least creepy thing going on in this photo.
(source)If Santa was a serial killer.
(source)Why is Santa’s face so hairy?
(source)And she was never seen again…
(source)This Santa is clearly up to something.
(source)How is this even supposed to be Santa?
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